Why is it when dogs feel the need to be sick,
the carpet is always the first place they pick?
They don't seem to notice all the wood floors and tile
when they are looking around for a spot to defile!
Nor do they consider how their master will feel
while cleaning up the remains from their previous meal.
Gross, disgusting, repulsive and sick,
are just some of the adjectives that I would pick.
Now don't get me wrong, I love my pets
But that doesn't stop me from spewing out threats.
"If you throw up again on my carpeted floor,
Your butt will be thrown right out the back door!
Living inside is a privilege, my friend,
and your life of luxury could come to an end!
I'd rather you not throw up at all,
but if you must...please go into the hall!
There is no carpet there for you to stain,
and therefore no reason for me to complain."